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Wilma was so nervous she might be pregnant after her one night stand that she was running to the bathroom every 10 minutes for a spot check.
by ltruck February 03, 2010
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Alternative to calling "seat check". Announcing spot check before leaving your seat reserves the spot when you return.
Billy Bob (prior to getting up): "Spot check"
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."
by Mandy's older brother March 23, 2007
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Alternative to calling "seat check". Announcing spot check before leaving your seat reserves the spot when you return.
Billy Bob (prior to getting up): "Spot check"
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."
by Mandy's older brother March 19, 2007
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A spot check is any time a person has to leave an event, especially a fun event, in order to check on their dog(s) in order to feed, water or walk.
by J Grey August 06, 2009
5
When an individual feels that their butthole might be dirty, and could possibly leave skidmarks on your underwear. They will excuse themselves to the bathroom, gather some toilet paper, drop trow, and swipe. Carefully examine the paper for evidence. If necessary, proceed to cleaning the affected area.
"Hey man, I think I have a major case of shit-ass. I'll be right back."
(5 minutes later)
"How did it go?"
"The spot check passed inspection."
(5 minutes later)
"How did it go?"
"The spot check passed inspection."
by AntonV September 30, 2005
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Wiping the ass of a woman with damp toilet paper when she is bent over ready to have sex from behind to see if her ass is clean
by D Black 412 December 18, 2019