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A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo
Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.

DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??
by IndianTroll December 05, 2016
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Jul 2 Word of the Day
Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.
You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.
by TM 9-2320-280-10 February 05, 2019
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The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.
Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!
by Tai Zidek January 05, 2005
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Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP

Onomatopoiea

Derived from Quake games.
Gun: VOIP!
Head: SPLORCH!
by Yossarian April 15, 2004
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That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.
April's ear detected the distinctive splorch of Sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.
by cimat1984 July 16, 2011
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