Generic term for an attractive disabled person, coined whilst on an unsuccessful MILF hunt in Scotland.

"There's bugger all worth doing round here..."
(Spots disabled lady crossing road)
"Unless you wanna go for that SPILF!"
by Stickystuff October 29, 2008
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a joint, blunt filled wiht marjuana and tobbaco. May be confused with a regular marijuana filled blunt or joint, the truth is it has tobbaco mixed with it.
"bro we dont have anough weed for a full joint..."Well lets roll a spliff"
by IrIe October 22, 2003
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Britney Spears is so dumb. But so fucking hot! What a spilf! *drools, and boner comes*
by jessica simpson is a spilf October 05, 2009
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A insult to somebody you very much have passionate hate for, a normal insult would be to 'suck a dick' but that is not good enough instead you call them a dick spilf meaning they should put a dick in a roll and make that dick.
Brad: Shut up, you asshole.
Jack: Fuck off you dick spilf.
by Mr Frible March 09, 2015
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SPILF, similar to PILF (Parent I'd Like to F**k), MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k), and DILF (Dad I'd Like to F**k), SPILF stands for Step-Parent I'd Like to F**k.
Considering a term like SPILF to exist, you could potentially add in SMILF and SDILF for more options, but generally speaking, SPILF makes everything just a little less complicated.
"Brooo, that SPILF over there is a total hottie! They're like one of those greek statues, so godly!~"
"Broski, you're a total simp but I love you anyway."
by wefwidgewatow July 13, 2021
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