a name for somebody who is always getting in the way.
The guy that always has to tie his shoe in the middle of a doorway, so that everybody bumps into him.
Jimmy always gets in the way, that is why i call him spam.
Spam, why did you bump into me?
Spam get the heck out of my way!

by HP football September 11, 2008
Get the Spam neck gaiter and mug.
A cause of insanity. DoS attacks and nukes are the only response to this new form of cyber terrorism.
I checked my mail box and was bombarded by a flood of spam.
by stinkoman February 24, 2004
Get a spam mug for your papa Manley.
A person/robot who send many random, pointless, advertising, or annoying messages that no one cares about!
Usually to emails, online gaming, or social networking sights.
Oh, and also less known fact canned food.
1:aoijslkasdjflaksdjdfl;aksdfaldskfjasd;lkfjsaddlfj

2:GO TO http:/www.knowonecaresatall.com/pointlessness TO GET A FREE SAMPLE!

3:YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK

4:Have you ever ate spam? It's actually not that bad...
by SPAM(AHLKJADL:F) May 26, 2011
Get a Spam mug for your buddy Manley.
1. Relatively cheap & salted meat (from the SPAM animal)

2. This is the one in the examples below
S eriously
P ointless /
A nnoying
M essages
1. In your e-mail Box:

Inbox (1,328,491 Unread)
_______________________________________________

2. In an online forum:

bump
_______________________________________________

3. General (typically sent to cloud your judgment byb wild beasts known as noobs)

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
by KhAeon October 10, 2009
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A common topic of conversation for stoners
"heh....Spam"......"MORE SPAM!!...Heh heh heh!" "ha ha ha ha more spaaaam!" CRAZY TASTAY!!!
by The Apprentice June 16, 2003
Get a spam mug for your guy Julia.
(noun) An art, widely known to meat packers and us alike. Considered an art to the northern canines, who call themselves WOLFBOYS. Their representative uses words unmentionable and is quite cool.
You just made a spam post on the guild MB.
by Mikey a.k.a. Wolfboy August 21, 2006
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