i was wave boarding when all of a sudden my nipples started to itch. i jumped off of the wave board and into the ocean. man my nipples stung more than a bee! i got out of the water as quickly as possible and my mom put lotion on my nipples. it was too late. my nipples already started to peel off and bleed. SOUR NIPPLE SUCKS!
by dr doofenshmirtz January 1, 2014