It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Story of my Life.

seeing, something or someone telling you something, that happens to your life all the time.

Story Of My Life. Something you hear, or see that always happens to you either good or bad. Typically, people use it as a way to agree with someone else's story that they can relate to.

Acronym for "story of my life". Pronounced "SOHM-uhl" or spelled "S-O-M-L".

SOML (Shape of my life) - Pronounced ''Sommell''