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the girl's version of smd, smnd means "suck my nonexistant dick"
girl 1: ugh you're such a slut! you slept with him on your first date!
girl 2: no i didn't, where did you hear that?
girl 1: he's telling everyone that will listen.
girl 2: well he can smnd, cause i didn't do anything with him last night
by LoveTMB888 July 15, 2011
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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