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It's for texting meaning Suck my imaginary dick
You can SMID 😝
by Unicorness March 18, 2015
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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When everything's going smoothly and works exactly as you want it to.
when you airgib someone (eg. in quake) or when you've bought something really cheap.
by kretz June 24, 2003
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At the United States Naval Academy the term Smid is often used to describe a midshipman who is small in stature. Someone who is skinny.
by 3461 January 08, 2010
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another way to say "suck my dick" without saying "s my d"
Asshole: Can you give me the answers to the homework
Me: SMID!!!!
by Drew Hawkins April 03, 2008
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