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n. Acronym for "Southern Maryland InBred". Refers primarily to the residents of St. Mary's Co Maryland, who are obsessed with lite beer, pro wrestling, and NASCAR.
by Holden McCrank January 31, 2003
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A person from Southern Maryand that has the same dental palate as their spouse but does not realized they are kin.
I was at the dental conference in Annapolis and these smib's xrays all look the same, do you think I should tell them they are related?
by ass5 June 04, 2010
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So mote it be.
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The ending to any kind of prayer or ritual performed by Pagans, wiccans or those of similar spiritual practices.
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The ending to any kind of prayer or ritual performed by Pagans, wiccans or those of similar spiritual practices.
I call upon the powers of fire, the sun, the moon, and all things in the universe.. SMIB (So mote it be)
by Freedom Phoenix February 18, 2013
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An undergroud rap group from Amsterdam. They also run a clothing line (SUMIBU) and a shop (Zeedijk 60) , but they’re best known for their huge influence on the current scene. Their most well known member, Ray Fuego, also fronts a punk band called Ploegendient. They really invented their own culture, even having published their own dictionary, and their clothing and merchandise is seen as one of the most designer brands in the Netherlands.
Person 1: Yo man, wanna go to the SMIBstore?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I wanna get that pink SUMIBU sweater before it’s sold out again
Person 2: Yeah dude, I wanna get that pink SUMIBU sweater before it’s sold out again
by Sup y'all NIGGAS May 11, 2019