Urban Dictionary: SMF

My girl friend knew that I was in a bad need of one so she gave me an smf

by CriostoirHulme August 05, 2005

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Shady Mother Fucker. Pronounced "Sss-Mef"

"I can't believe she said she was broke and she went out a bought the new Louis Vuitton bag that I wanted. She's such a SMF".

by b1eeder June 16, 2009

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single mature female

I'm a 49 year old SMF but not a MILF- I never had kids :-)).

by rigidbar May 22, 2010

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Sensitive male friend.

I use him when I need to talk to someone about boy troubles. He's my SMF.

by Deedz June 25, 2007

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Simply stated, it is short for Smoochy Face, an endearing term for a friend who ALWAYS takes pictures of themselves kissing their mate. It is properly pronounced smmmfff.

I've never seen a picture of you NOT kissing someone. You're such a SMF.

by Psuedonym for me November 25, 2009

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Sexy Mother Fucker a fine beautiful sexy female who you can't help but lust and crave for.

Sexy Mother Fucker SMF Sexy Beautiful Desirable Fine Lovable

by she.got.me.crushin March 14, 2016

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succulent mother fucker (noun)

You smf. Whether ur succulent is a matter of opinion. I think the motherfucker part is mutually agreed.

by a1a1a May 27, 2018

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