He is always asking me pointless questions and bugging me with tedious questions when I am working, gets on my nerves! SMF!

She thick but you can tell it’s a bbl

Man: Where were you last night.

Man 2: I was at a karaoke bar. SMF.

Damn Bryan she's a smf

Sarah: I just drank ten Snapple teas!!!!
Leah: you smf!!!!!!!!

*Vulcan sign*

LAURIE: OH MY FUCKIN GAWD.
FRIEND: OH EM JEE WHAT IS IT
LAURIE: THAT DUDE
FRIEND : WHAT HE DO ? SHOUD I BEAT THE SHIT OU OF HIM
LAURIE: HES A S.M.F SEXY MOTHA FUCKA
FRIEND: WHT THE HELL

Did you just fuck that bitch with blue waffles? SMF!