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A term of endearment that applies to nuclear engineering laboratory technicians (ELT)

Sometimes a Mechanic Always Gay
I really need to do this maintenance, but the goddamn smags are in the sink again.
by SwegmasterManny October 21, 2020
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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It’s opposite of pre-cum. It’s what comes out after you bust a nut
Babe get down there and suck the smag off my pecker.

Damn I forgot to wipe the smag off and got it all over my boxers
by ashane February 06, 2019
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All things dope!. (Cars, Clothes, Hoes)
Hot chicks with tattoo's are SMAG!
Dope music is SMAG!
by Money $Ron August 15, 2011
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A word that has literally no meaning but it's just fun to call people smags because it sounds really offensive and sexual
Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: You're a smag
Guy 2: >:O
by dinodinoyumyum June 30, 2020
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A person who smokes weed, then acts in a gay or homosexual manner.
"Hey Big Daddy W, look at Papa James rubbin up on your and callin you cutie after takin that huge hit of weed, what a SMAG."
by Big Daddy W April 13, 2010
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