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Social. Mentally. Athletically. Fucked.
"Haha look at that weirdo over there. He's always alone..."
"Yeah, man, he is so smaf"
by Soldier of Love May 22, 2010
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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The strategic cropping of a photograph to cut out a female's face.
"His girlfriend's face remained anonymous to his online friends, as he had smaffed her face." - Atashicola
by TheRealNeverender January 02, 2009
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Socially, Mentally, Athletically, Fucked
Someone who no one likes.
Look at that fag fingering his but whole, "hes definitely a S.M.A.F.
by chill321123 April 04, 2011
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Bro, you know the hot girl next door to me? The girl is so horny and wild in bed man! I fucked her last nite and she kept on yelling SMAF me baby SMAF me. I was fucking her doggystyle n spanking her fine ass so hard. The sound we made was great sex music, it was like PAP! fapfapfapfapfap PAP! PAP! PAP! fapfapfapfapfap PAP! Then the girl said oh yes SMAF harder. I love it when a man takes charge n takes good care of business in bed. Be a strong cowboy n SMAF me. Im like damn man the chick’s damn fucking wild man. Im just lucky.
by JP Mournier November 12, 2020
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