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Short little ugly fuck
The kid who walks around a college campus that looks like he is still in middle school
by Brian Vetere December 02, 2003
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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SLUF is an abbreviation that is an acronym, standing for 'Short Little Ugly Feller'. Not commonly used, but could fit in very well in society today with the many other acronyms.
Person 1. "He wasn't very tall, kinda gross."

Person 2. "OMG, what a SLUF!"
by probablynotwhereyouthinkiam April 07, 2011
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"I went to kiss him and he had sluf running down his face!"
by AfflictedMuse June 20, 2009
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the bumpy part between a dogs eyes
your boxers sluf is very fun to feel
by yourmom.net March 13, 2019
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