Laura: Are your parents siblings?
kate: no. your face is so obsure your parents obviously aren't.
Laura: that makes no sence mayte.
Kate: Yes it does. it means their genes must be very different to create that mug.
Laura: bad comeback then dear.
kate: no, you're just too stupid to get it.
there you have it, the original slayathon.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...