David Hughes from Penmaenmawr previous owner of a bunkbed and a viz mag was taught by a close relative how to slat wipe.. Basically tossed of by your uncle and then wiping the cum on the slat of a bed belonging to a sibling..
Eg: "Hey uncle Dan take the Jonny off so we can slat wipe!"
by Ramonial crumb January 10, 2020
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An invitation to someone's bed to get busy (from the wooden slats of the bed frame.) Often used in a situation where nothing else is desired but a casual encounter but the user wants to use a term less obvious than 'booty call'.

Also, a thorough investigation of some chic's ass.
Yo, I'll be over around 10ish or whenever I finish the slat tour.

I wasn't going to try to get in her pants until after dinner, but then she offered me the full slat tour.
by Joanna Eris February 22, 2010
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Young kiwi that frequents Internet boards with a username suggesting some sort of addiction to illegal pharmaceuticals.
Jesus Dzerzhinsky, stop being so pedantic, you are going to turn into that fucking pedantic Burger Slat, DFJ!
by The Drizzla" September 28, 2006
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Damn, Tammy has a hog slat!

Get your hog slat over here.
by SGTAMERICA July 4, 2015
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When your td the fuck up off the tc and your mother asks how you are doing.
Megaheads stupid headass said to his mom when he was wasted cause he's a light weight "slat slat momma im td".
by senor layhey the alcholic October 26, 2020
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