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Acronym (pronounced sit-V) for the highly contagious disease "Sand in the Vagina" an ailment that affects men and women alike symptoms include: crabbiness, irritability, moodiness, whining, bitching, moaning, and over all poor mood. If left untreated those with SITV will find themselves losing all use of their genitals.
Does someone have a case of the SITV?

Seriously you need to be careful or that SITV will become contagious.

Perez Hilton needs to take care of his SITV fast before Will.i.am slaps him again
by cabrerabear July 26, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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