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Standard I Just Made Up. Any fake or unrelated acronym used when bullshitting about computer technology. Usually used to put people in dummy mode.
My boss wanted us to overhaul the network for no reason, so I told him about a bunch of SIJMU compliances that we'd no longer have. He backed off.
by BottleLiving June 25, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018