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(Pronounced see -ma)
Stick
It
In
My
Arse/ass
The act of requesting an object to be inserted into one's anus

Is useful for a variety of objects: penes dildos or even cucumbers!!

Can be used as a request, or an adjective.

SIIMA can be used to describe someones looks, what something smelt like or to avoid an awkward situation.
'oh my god SIIMA!

Friend - 'you slept with my girlfriend?'
You - 'SIIMA!'

Friend - 'did you see that girl last night? The fat one?'
You - 'yeah she looked like SIIMA!'

You 'excuse me sir; SIIMA?'
by SIIMA November 01, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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