Should Have Used Monero.

What do the creators of WannaCry, Alexander Casez, Alexander Vinnik, Gal Vallerius, Bradley Anthony Stetkiw, Jian Zhang, Xiaobing Yan, and that group of Bitcoin hodlers who got kidnapped by thugs in Turkey have in common? They all SHUM.

Monero is a trustless cryptocurrency that is similar to bitcoin. Unlike bitcoin, it hides these aspects of every transaction from the public:

- who sent it
- who received it
- how much it was

This makes it ideal for anyone who wishes to transact privately.

- "you can put it over there if you wish"

A really sexy cute guy who is the most elite in every thing he dose both physically and mentally. They are extremely rare to find with only a billion at any time appearing. They are also be very nerdy with a dark witty sense of humour. When you have found a shum shum never let them go because if you treat them well they will be with you for life.

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.

To simultaneously defecate (shit) and ejaculate (cum) out of either pleasure or sheer anger, and in extreme cases, fear.

Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”

The profound sense of shame that accompanies an ejaculation during intercourse with a partner whom the ejaculater knows he or she does not respect or wish to be involved with for a long time, despite said partner's false perception that the relationship extends beyond intercourse; to cum with shame.

To shit and cum at the same time. This usually occurs when the victim is listening to beautiful music or is overcome by intense feelings of pleasure and emotion. Another occurrence is when you're jerking off and taking a shit on the toilet at the same time.