A shiv in an office. Some people call it a letter opener, but that's ridiculous. I mean, it's shaped just like a shiv. That thing would totally be useful in jail.
Hey man, Janet's being such a bitch. Do you have an office shiv that I can use to put her in her place?
by Nim M. Strade March 13, 2014
To pretend to be drunk to avoid drinking
or
To run away from ones own stag party leaving all of your friends to worry about you, so that you can watch house of cards season 2 on NetFlix
or
To run away from ones own stag party leaving all of your friends to worry about you, so that you can watch house of cards season 2 on NetFlix
1 "How was the stag mate ? Awesome until the stag decided to Shiv out"
2 "Is he drunk ? Nah mate he's been shivving us all night get some shots into his eyeball"
2 "Is he drunk ? Nah mate he's been shivving us all night get some shots into his eyeball"
by bslientg August 12, 2018
by epic bruh moment May 14, 2019
wierdd fag tht doesnt know whts going on
is an UNDER CLASS MAN!
SASSY BOYY!
gay?
ditches people on chat.
has no frnds n will never get married
thinks wawa sucks dick
is an UNDER CLASS MAN!
SASSY BOYY!
gay?
ditches people on chat.
has no frnds n will never get married
thinks wawa sucks dick
by boil boils November 13, 2010
"Mind that shiv there on your way to the kitchen-"
"That's a nice shiv collecting there in the corner."
"That's a nice shiv collecting there in the corner."
by ovidien March 21, 2008
"My basketball jersey fucked up my nips dude, I think I have The Shivs." or "I feel bad, biting Karen's breasts may have givin her The Shivs."
by The Game February 09, 2003
by natie-nate January 10, 2008