These are the last words you will whisper to your dickhead party host. By uttering "Shanty Claus", you have just declared that you have hidden a small wrapped up nugget of a turd somewhere is his or her house.
by Brohymn801 December 05, 2016
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A shanty bomb is when a person takes a dump into aluminum foil and wraps this up then cuts a whole in someones mattress, they place the wrapped poop into the mattress, finally seals the mattress back up and throws the sheets back on the bed.
The Shanty Bomb will not smell for a few days. But when the smell strikes shanty bomb victims will tear their rooms apart to find the smell but never think to look inside their mattress. This is a practical joke of a very sinister nature...
The Shanty Bomb will not smell for a few days. But when the smell strikes shanty bomb victims will tear their rooms apart to find the smell but never think to look inside their mattress. This is a practical joke of a very sinister nature...
Dude let's go shanty bomb Professor Wright's bed!
Oh man it smells like someone shanty bombed your room dude.
Oh man it smells like someone shanty bombed your room dude.
by DeaconBillard July 25, 2011
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by Leia Nelson May 18, 2005
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A poorly groomed male that is grosky and in desperate need of a shower. Not only is he poorly groomed but he has a nappy beard attached to his unhygentic face. He appears to be a dirty and mistreated Santa Claus, therefore recieving the name of a Shanty Claus
"Dude did you see the way that man looked!?"
"Ya man, pretty ronchie!"
"I thought for a second it could be Santa Claus, then I realized that would be too good to be true... it was Shanty Claus."
"Ha, I don't want no Shanty Claus' coming down my chimney antime soon!"
"Ya man, pretty ronchie!"
"I thought for a second it could be Santa Claus, then I realized that would be too good to be true... it was Shanty Claus."
"Ha, I don't want no Shanty Claus' coming down my chimney antime soon!"
by Scooptie Doo July 28, 2009
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1. A traditional work song aboard 17th-19th century sailing vessels. Often a call-and-response song, used to keep all the sailors' motions in time while performing tasks and spirits high.
2. After the early 2021 TikTok 'Sea Shanty' craze, the term began to be applied more broadly to acapella folk music with maritime themes evocative of traditional sea shanties (see: the Wellerman) and even more broadly to all folk music with maritime lyrics/themes. While these are not true shanties, the name has seemed to stick among zoomers.
2. After the early 2021 TikTok 'Sea Shanty' craze, the term began to be applied more broadly to acapella folk music with maritime themes evocative of traditional sea shanties (see: the Wellerman) and even more broadly to all folk music with maritime lyrics/themes. While these are not true shanties, the name has seemed to stick among zoomers.
Have you seen the sea shanty version of "Astronaut in the Ocean" that's been going around on TikTok?
by GamersRightsAdvocate June 04, 2021
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"Oh look at that shanti town"
by feners February 12, 2015
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The act of getting so drunk and looking like such a mess that people may mistake you for living in a shanty town.
Sam: Ite mate, what went down last night?
Will: I dunno man, I drank so much I can't remember, must've got absolutely shanty towned.
Sam: Mate that's a par!
Will: I dunno man, I drank so much I can't remember, must've got absolutely shanty towned.
Sam: Mate that's a par!
by blibs563 September 18, 2011
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