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Someone who is the largest bro in your circle of friends. He passes out most nights. He is often accompanied by the NERCH.
Friend 1 witnesses friend 2 puking behind a couch.
Friend 2 comes up behind him and slaps a high five, yelling: "SHAFTOOOOOOOOO!"
by scuz n clownbaby September 01, 2010
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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1). Someone who is a real screw up.
2). A shady individual.
a). That shafto Steve is in jail again.
b). That damn shafto stole my chronic
by Shaniqua Jones July 09, 2004
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