SCP-999 Is a Safe class SCP, SCP-999 is a huge orange slime with eyes, SCP-999 Can roam the facility at will but must go to bed at 8-9 PM or go inside it's containment cell during containment breaches. SCP-999 loves to tickle and hug humans, SCP-999's diet consists of candy. SCP-999 will try to protect humans as much as possible, in one instance it was noted that SCP-999 took a bullet to save a human from being shot. SCP-999 can also cure depression.
Awww look at that cute slime! Isn't he adorable?

SCP-999 is the cutest SCP in my opinion!
by adudewithadog June 19, 2020
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A gigantic gelatine-like entity comprised mostly of peanut butter, it is generally peaceful and comforts people and cures depression, don't harm SCP-999.
Person A: SCP-999 is a creature made out of peanut butter that warms people up and cures depression.
Person B: OK then, very cool.
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 18, 2019
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People : can you tell how cute this scp-999 is?
Him : it's cuter than all of you
by K1N3D October 08, 2020
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SCP-999 Is an orange colored jelly that can adapt to any surface. It is a safe SCP and a very friendly one. It will approach any human or living creature and hug it, touch it while making high pitched love noises, I guess. It will follow you for a certain amount of time, depending on how long have you stayed with it. Basically, it is a love bug.
SCP-999 will make your day waaaaaaaaaay better. :D
by IvanBigFan99 May 18, 2019
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An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.
You must not confuse SCP-999-J with SCP-999
by fellow human October 06, 2020
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