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Style, Control, Agression and Damage scale of shits.

Approved measure of the International Association of Faecal Matter Operatives.

A scale designed to allow easy, accurate comparison of shits between friends/colleagues/family members. Each category can score a maximum of 10 points, the mean of the 4 categories is the official SCAD score.
Guy comes out of toilet, turns to his colleague and says "I just had a great shit, it was 10/10 on the SCAD scale"
by I'm the SCADman January 09, 2009
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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