An abbreviated form of "Smokin Blunts and Slammin Cunts"

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

One who gets pleasure from his dogs, and kicks out his gf so he can use a chair leg for pleasure like Devon.

Short for "StrawBerry ShortCakes". Medicinal. Alcohol.