John: "Hey man how was studying with Steph last night?"

Adam: "It was alright, we were there forever and she didn't even give me a SBBJ which was lame"

John: "That sucks, Marissa is always down for a SBBJ, you gotta get your hoe in check"

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better