Acronym for a person that is "Single And Ready to Mingle."

Word is commonly used as a noun, although it can be used as an adjective.
Chad: "Are any hotties coming to the party tonight?"
Todd: "Yeah, Gertrude is coming. She is a total SARM!"
Chad: "Hooray! I'll try to hit that!"
by MDSMooth February 20, 2009
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(mating monkeys)
child: mommy what kind of monkeys are those mommy?
Mother: those are SARM monkeys sweetie
child: what does sarm mean mommy?
Mother: you will learn that when you are older sweetie (recites sexually active rampaging monkeys in the back of her head)
by megfishie December 03, 2007
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Sarmed (Also Sarmad) (From Ancient Arabic سرمد) is a natural body that is awesome, sexy, and to whom everyone looks up to. Girls go mad when they see Sarmeds, but they give them no attention, and that makes the girls want them even more. They are also diabolical geniuses, and love to tease little children and their friends. They are also someone who have a lot experience about life which helps them trick people into thinking they are stupid.
Run! It's a Sarmed! I heard they're stupid!

Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think

But everyone loves him, he's stupid.
by Longbow1337 April 09, 2011
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What a bunch of beta males take when they can’t make gains.
That guy isn’t natty because he takes Sarms.
by Sarms May 31, 2021
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i went to the store yesterdsy
sorry for the sarm, i ment yesterday
by Bob Wilson May 31, 2003
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Just, a funny word that you say sometimes :)
Look
Guy 1: Hey, man wuzzap?
Guy 2: i am gonna to lunarstorm.com
Guy 1: Sarm.

by Hocce May 13, 2003
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