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Coined by comedian De Ray Davis meaning Smiled A Little Then Stopped. The modern man's answer to LOL or LMAO
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You: My mom just fell out of the chair.
Me: SALTS
by Skii1234 July 31, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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Smile
A
Little
Then
Stopped

People have recently used this because no one really Laughs out loud or lmaoo they SMILE A LITTLE THEN STOP
Yo mom so fat she eats wheat thicks.... SALTS :)
by Pinkbarbie39 July 31, 2011
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When someone you know fucks you over or pisses you off!
Damn I can't believe Rick man he gave me salt yesterday totally fucked me over

Or * today I was talking to John and all he did was give me pure salt all day!*
by Hom2436 January 23, 2018
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1. noun - A labor organizer who obtains employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers.

2. verb - To obtain employment with a company for the sole purpose of unionizing the workers; to be a salt. (Also: salting).
Labor organizer speaking to other organizers: "We're trying to establish a union at Wal-Mart, but we can't approach the workers while they're on the job. We need someone to volunteer to be a salt."

CEO speaking to Human Resources department: "You need to be vigilant when hiring, we're trying to avoid the employees unionizing and we don't want any salts agitating the workforce."
by Nth Republic June 18, 2011
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Acronym for Smiled A Little Then Stopped coined by DeRay Davis
I read your twitter joke.... SALTS... Smiled a little then stopped.
by seventy6er July 28, 2011
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A person you find very attractive, usually a girl but can be a guy.
person 1: "look at that guy over there!"
person 2: "oh he's a right salt, isn't he?"
by mystery_gal March 01, 2017
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