Abbreviation for Stoned As Fuck, a term used by Marijuana smokers.
1. 'I'm SAF bruv, whatchu saying?'
2. While exiting the room "03" he realized how SAF he was.
by O3Gulf October 20, 2011
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Hope and Kean were SAF when they got ditched!

Feeling pretty SAF when i missed the game winning shot.
by mzilllllaaaaxo December 21, 2010
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Single Asian Female. The counterpart would be SAM, Single Asian Male. These terms are used in dating services.
I'm a SAF looking for a SAM to have a fun time with.
by Raymond L. December 07, 2004
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straight across face
a blank expression
like on the msn emoticon
eg.

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"I had a saf"
"He knocked my drink over and i was like SAF"
"This meal equates to saf."
by gembomb May 24, 2009
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