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WHEN UR IN THE SHOWER, WASHING UR ASS AND UR FINGER GOES IN YOUR ASSHOLE, U THINK ABOUT REMOVING IT BUT YOU R DICK GETS HARD AND SO YOU JERK OFF!!
"HENRY HAS BEEN IN THE SHOWER FOR TWENTY MINUTES, IF YOU HERE HIM SCREAMING HE'S GIVING HIMSELF A SACRAMENTO SUBMARINE
by RONHOVE March 26, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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