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S.P.A.S.

Acronym for Small Penis Aggression Syndrome. A condition common in Central Europe and in the United States of America.

SYMPTOMS: The condition manifests in human males as aggressive positioning, displays of attempted superiority, and physical aggressiveness.
CAUSE: The condition is caused by males being born with undersized genetalia. This leads to social imbalance and a above normal drive for over compensation.
WARNING SIGNS: Small dick usaully accompanied my obsessive behaviours usually involving sports, firearms, or automobiles.
SEE ALSO: micropenis
FRIEND 1:John showed up to the club thinking he was a boss. Wouldn't shut up about how fast his truck is.
FRIEND 2: It's probably just S.P.A.S., all his exs say he is 2 inches.
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

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