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To put up a fake relationship on Facebook and get everyone to believe its real
Haha that faggot pulled an S-Kock and that dumb hoe thought he was actually cool.
by kockyforever December 01, 2009
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Sock stuffed with Bible paper and hung in a high place, to ward off robotic pidgeons
"I hung up a brand new Skock today, because I noticed a large amount of pidgeons"
by Zadra June 21, 2004
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When you combine ska and your cock. But ska is still sick. The perfect word for a douche bag/ asshole. Most likely a dick. Had a fight with his barber. His hair is long as fuck on one side, buzzed on the other. He gets pissed when you call him Rodriguez. Works at boy scout summer camp and rapes little children. People may mistake him for Rihanna. His name is hard as fuck to remember. I think its Radrido
Guy: Hey Rihanna
Asshole: What?
Guy: What do you get when you combine ska with my cock? Skock!
by ChrisOMFG April 28, 2011
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