Sören equals God. His phallus is like horse penis combined with a whale dick. Usain Bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. He is a white Ronnie Coleman and a black Arnold Schwarzenegger. His biceps contains more mass than his brain. He ist the ultimate Modern Warfare 2 bash0r and PS3 fuck0r. People eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 EURO per shot. People once saw him building a bridge with his penis over a huge river to save a cat.

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Soren is the most bubbly, amazing guy anyone can meet.

Very sweet, thoughtful, and hilarious, his personality lights up a room and makes everyone happy.

Surrounded by lots of friends, everyone wants to know him, and is lucky to know him.

Very popular, attracts a lot of attention.

Any girl is extremely lucky to date him.

Has a strange obsession with Nicolas cage pictures.

Has an adorable laugh and smile.

An amazing guy that’s down to earth, tells you like it is, sweet, kind, and just the best all around!
He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever meet, and the most fun
He’s also the sexiest motherfucker I’ve ever seen

Cute as a button though

An awesome guy who holds doors open for every person even if he doesn't know them. Loves the German language. Treats all people with respect, especially women. You can never tell what they're thinking but you always know that its good.

Søren equals God. His phallus is like horse penis combined with a whale dick. Usain Bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. He is a white Ronnie Coleman and a black Arnold Schwarzenegger. His biceps contains more mass than his brain. He is the ultimate Modern Warfare 2 bash0r and PS3 fuck0r. People eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 EURO per shot. People once saw him building a bridge with his penis over a huge river to save a cat.

someone who is always nice and respectful to evereyone.
Follows his dreams
like c++ most of the time
often wanting to hang out with his friends
Sometines swares
usually like girls with brown hair