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Means suck my dick.
Fun to use, especially in school.
Hey Bill, S my D!
by S My D May 14, 2004
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The act of sucking ones dick,
Suck. My. Dick. (smyd)
Immature boys yell"smyd" thinking they are cool but really look like douchebags.
by Bitches March 12, 2004
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The abbreviated version of "Suck my Dick", used for texting and online chat purposes.
Text:
Bill: why didnt you show up at the bar last night? we waited
Ted: SmyD
Bill: uncalled for
Ted: Garg the Smeg
Bill: gross
by apound21 May 07, 2009
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Blood on the Dance Floor's song "S my D" from the album "It's hard to be a Diamond in a Rhinestone World", stands for "Suck my Dick!"

(Which they cleverly disguise as "Solve my Dilemma" on some of their older youtube videos).

S my D is also a commonly used word for many highschool aged teens to tell a girl (or boy) to suck their dick in an undercover form.

Also used as a comeback.
Person 1: it's your turn to do the dishes. Person 2: S my D
by lazylupe May 17, 2011
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