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Shit, Shower and Shave - Used to indiate that you will be getting ready for work or out for a night on the town.
1. Dude, I'll be there in an hour. I just need to finish my (three S / S S S) regimen.

2. I'll be there before the game starts. I just need to Shit, Shower and Shave.
by Jeff Mahoney December 31, 2005
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Study Shrek September

Just wach any Shrek film on any day of September
by Shrek_Fan November 13, 2020
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Acronym meaning Shit, Shave & Shower. Order of words vary depending on the preferences of the user.

For example, you may Shit, Shave & Shower, but your friend might Shit, Shower & Shave.
by DTraj May 16, 2007
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Dumb-ass baseball fan: "Dude, Aaron Rowand is hitting .353 over the past week"
Fan: "SSS, he's hitting .219 over the whole year, he'll back to striking out on sliders in the dirt in no time"
by hank25 July 31, 2010
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Lucy is such a good SSS, she can find anything about anyone, anywhere!
by notyourrouter August 09, 2012
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