May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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1)Real life. Noun- Ryuku is the Pseudonym of the 13-year old boy Sonic RPer, who uses his Fan-Char of the same name.Even though he is stated to be a boy, His gender IS debated.
2)Fan-Char. Noun.- Ryuku is an Ismadi, A cat of the planet Earthbind(Also Made by real-life Ryuku).He is also the first prince of the Ismadi empire.His love interest is Ichika, a Tanuki(raccoon dog made by real-life "Cloud"(Pseudonym),A 13 year old girl.), And he has a daughter, Hatsu(Meaning 'First Born' In Japanese).
2)Fan-Char. Noun.- Ryuku is an Ismadi, A cat of the planet Earthbind(Also Made by real-life Ryuku).He is also the first prince of the Ismadi empire.His love interest is Ichika, a Tanuki(raccoon dog made by real-life "Cloud"(Pseudonym),A 13 year old girl.), And he has a daughter, Hatsu(Meaning 'First Born' In Japanese).
1)Ryuku is one of the more intelligent idiots on the face of the planet.
2)1: So. Ryuku and Ichika had sex.
2: Really?
1: Hell yeah.
2)1: So. Ryuku and Ichika had sex.
2: Really?
1: Hell yeah.
by TheAllSeer January 27, 2008