Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

Ryan Seacrest is such a tool.

I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!

Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me

"Ryan Seacrest, the tribe has spoken."

That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.