Urban Dictionary: Ryan Seacrest

Top definition

The world's best known closet homo.

Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".

by Seacrest's Pants May 27, 2006

Get a Ryan Seacrest mug for your guy Yasemin.

Sep 11 Word of the Day

hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

Get a hungover as a duck mug for your coworker Bob.

2

Quite possibly the world's largest tool.

Ryan Seacrest is such a tool.

by James_ November 03, 2007

Get the ryan seacrest neck gaiter and mug.

3

A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell

I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!

by Dumby August 03, 2007

Get a ryan seacrest mug for your dad James.

4

The most annoying and least likeable man on television.

Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me

by ceebs April 21, 2006

Get a Ryan Seacrest mug for your coworker Callisto.

5

A future contestant on a "Where are they now?" Survivor special who will be caught scheming with Paris and Nicole to vote off Justin.

"Ryan Seacrest, the tribe has spoken."

by TheNcredibleEgg November 20, 2006

Get the Ryan Seacrest neck gaiter and mug.

6

(n) An extremely feminine "man" that flirts with grumpy british men.

(v) To poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.

That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.

by Phillip Leonard February 26, 2008

Get a Ryan Seacrest mug for your cousin Vivek.