A very well known Nottingham slang for the famous blockhead Ryan Lees.

someone who is sexy beyond mean

A Flaccid Penis.

A Tubby guy who has a small fetish for poultry and has an irrational fear of females. He also has a tendency to call people peasants.

A strange mentally challenge boy who has no eyes and has a mop on his head. he makes weird sounds like "I can't see" and "ronin" because he can't say Roman right. he enjoys sucks on the tips of carrots and is unable to talk to a girl without acting weird. but he really good at basketball.

A small Chinese man from the armpit of Edinburgh who wears shocking essential jumpers to copy his idol Kam.