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The biggest goon ever born.
not only does he lack anyform of brain power whatsoever, he seems to lack anyform of common decency what so ever.

his prioritys in life are being as large of a froob as possible and hiding his homosexuality behind his massive ego.

he is the single biggest mistake to ever happen in life.
person 1: dude i got so waseted on friday night i threw up everywere!
person 2: no one likes a gillman...

example 2.

person 1: ryan gilman.....
ryan gillman: what?
person 1: shut up
by soumy nona August 03, 2010
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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