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An overrated princess bum who's an Instagram boxer. 99% of his fans are cringey American teenage girls who don't know anything about boxing. All his friends are youtubers. Teofimo Lopez and Tank Davis would send his jaw to the moon in round 1. Devin Haney would make him cry. Vasyl Lomachenko would make him call him daddy.
garcía fangirl: ryan garcía is my future husband he's the greatest boxer of all time.

normal dude: nah muhammad ali is the goat.

garcía fangirl: Nah ryan would clap him.
by loma.is.p4p August 10, 2020
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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