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Derived from San Francisco, the mystical "Ryan Brogan" is one of the senators of the US's gay capital. He was fired from his job as a senator for "trying to rape all of the little boys" in all of San Fransico. Mr. Brogan called this plan "The San FransicOHNO." If you see a 15-18 year old who looks 100 percent gay with dark black hair, be aware. Rumor has it that he now dwells around the parts of Florida, waiting for the day he can finally strike the boys once again.
We were at the park one day, and everything was fine. A 14-year-old boy came up to us. I went to go use the bathroom, and when I left, my friend was never seen until 8 days later, where he needed to be sent to a hospital for...

This was a sighting of the "Ryan Brogan." Be aware, be scared
by Someonethatcriesalot March 20, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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