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The nickname you give your girlfriend if her name is Ruth. She is the sweetest prettiest girl there is in a school. She is small, cute and has a bubbly laugh. She's the girl who is crushed on the most, even if nobody knows it. She's the one crush that everyone keeps secret from everyone else. She is also very, VERY sexual when she's turned on. Prepare yourself from the best night of your life. Also she's a great friend. She also tends to be friends with the girl who is EXPECTED to be crushed on the most. (loud, popular girls) She also is never friends with the everyone else is below me, girls only the nice ones.
Person1: Heyyy Ruthie
Person2: She's not your GF
Person: Yeah, but I want her to be.
Person: Oh snap! Me too.
Uninvited person3 : frick.. me too.

Person1: well fuck.
by SRuthlover November 05, 2018
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Super hot, sexy girl, love of my life, the kindest person I've ever met, is so adorable, loves to jump in puddles and chase lighting bugs, best girl ever.
Damn Ruthie you're sexy!
by BigVick10 May 30, 2017
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Honestly, there's so much about her that it would be impossible for me to write down without my heart stopping. What I will say though is that she's everything a guy like me could ever ask for. She's the type of monkey to disacknowledge her perfections but use her "flaws" in a way to degrade herself yet she doesn't have any. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes upon and is remarkably brilliant even though she fails to recognize it. Ruthie, Princess, if you're reading this, just know that I love you and this burning love, that I hold for you, will never go out. I'm yours forever cinnabun 💙
Ruthie, what a monkey.
Ruthie, what a monkey.
Me: You're perfect in every way
Her: Ahuh
Me: You are, dork
Her: I love you
Me: I know 😏
Her: Nope that's it, back to the friendzone
Me: 😥
by HerSunshine December 06, 2018
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A beautiful younger sister type person. A friend to all, with a kind and gentle soul. Easily teased and fun to be with.
She's such a Ruthie-Boothie-Boothead.
by GrizlyPirate February 05, 2010
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Ruthie is an amazingly beautiful girl. She is a wild, outgoing person. You naturally will want to know a Ruthie because of her natural vibe and social butterfly self. She cares deeply for the things and people she loves. She’ll do anything to lift your spirits and simply make you smile. She’ll be up-to-date with trends and celebrity drama. She may come across as shallow or fake to some people but once you get to know her, she’s one to care for you.
Person A: Wow i wish i were that outgoing.
Person B: Yep, that’s Ruthie for you. She’s amazing.
by the-random-human- June 05, 2019
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