Purgatory where people who couldn't pay for a better school go until they get into a real graduate/medical/law school.

public university located in new brunswick, new jersey. rutgers has great food(fat sandwiches and pizza), the football games are fun, and there's lots classes to choose from. with that being said... the school continues to desperately hang on to the obscure fact that the first college football game was played here, and desperately continues to hang onto the "public ivy" nametag. parties are usually awful since they tend to revolve around guido infested frats. professors are hit and miss since apparently you don't need to speak english to get a job here. located in a shit city. everyone seems to be here because they slacked off in high school, because the in-state tuition is cheap, or because it's got name recognition. and generally if you plan on having sex with a scarlet knight, you may want to wrap it. twice.

STD Capital of the world!!! 82%STD Rate

the nastiest most std infected school in the entire world. only school in america where non english speaking foreigners can get a job as professors. School where professors fail kids like its their job (maybe it is their job, seriously). home of half of the world's asian and indian population. home of the greatest newspaper in the world, THE MEDIUM!