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Verb. The most misunderstood and vile sex act in existence.

Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.

Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.

2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.

3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
by Blind Philip November 23, 2010
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A sexual act involving a string of graphic and unlikely moves and/or fetishes, often including fecal matter or second-hand semen between two gay men.
A "Rusty Venture" is when two men and a rhinoceros get slathered in butter. The first man licks the second man's anus, then helps him mount the rhinoceros' horn while masturbating himself, nearly to orgasm. Then the second gay man induces vomiting while the first man ejaculates and excretes simultaneously. Finally, the second man climbs down from the rhinoceros' horn and rolls around in the semen, excrement, and vomit mixture with the first man, before they both perform fellatio on the rhinoceros.
by EliteFool November 22, 2010
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A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.
I had so much shit smeared between my tits from that Rusty Venture you gave me last night!
by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 22, 2010
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When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore
Red Headed Whore:Mmm im going to give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
by Quiz Boy November 24, 2010
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When you take a girl/guy out for a date and don't let her/him go to the bathroom. Upon arriving back home you proceed to have anal with her/him until she/he poops on you dick. You then blow your load and the poop all over her/his back. This is the rusty part. The venture is where you remove the poop and cum without using your hands.
Man last night I took your woman out for dinner and gave her a Rusty Venture when we got home. Let me tell you the poop didn't taste nearly as good as the steak at dinner. Totally not gay though.
by porphyriac November 21, 2010
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