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Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.
Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.
by RobAnybody November 03, 2020
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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It's the rusty trombone but performed on a woman.
Her eyes light up like the cleric sunrise when I went from tossing her salad to playing her rusty ocarina.
by Thewitchespet January 28, 2017
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