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A banana resembling a rusty johnson, i.e. a penis that is covered in shit after ass-fucking, except usually covered in a layer of nut butter from peanuts or almonds instead of shit.
Dude, that rusty banana looks like it's been up André the Giant's asshole.
by chickenassholes November 12, 2010
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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The act of purposefully having intercourse with a women using a Rapex Condom, causing extensive bleeding and coloring the penis red, hence the term "Rusty Banana"
Miranda gave me the best Rusty Banana last night, it hurt so good.
by Rusty Shaklefordington September 27, 2013
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You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.
"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"
by rustybanana March 28, 2016
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Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.
Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.
by Definitely not Selena February 08, 2021
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