The ring of truffle butter left on your finger after sticking it in a chicks ass
I fingered this chicks ass and got a rustic cuff
by jg87 January 17, 2016
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A flannel, plaid, long sleeve, button down shirt of any combination of black, red, blue, brown, dark green, and dark orange.
Often traditionally worn by lumberjacks, but more recently worn by scene kids, and indie kids, especially in the San Francisco Bay Area.
"Damn, Jake's red and black plaid shirt makes him look like such a lumberjack"
"Yeah, that is a true rustic man shirt"
by a crisp man March 10, 2018
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a rustic shower is when you direrea all over your love partner
poop all over your love partner and have fun with your rustic shower
by poop jobber October 17, 2011
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When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.
Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.
by crazycat42 December 15, 2020
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When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.
Oh damn! I’m gonna rustic tuba your ass!
by Cometsh December 07, 2017
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