After cumming, leave a small amount of semen on the tip of your penis. Proceed to use your penis as a pen and draw on the girl's face or other preferred body part.

Having sex with male/female 65 years or older. They then insert their AARP card in your ass, and remove their dentures and then proceed to perform fellatious acts upon your genitals. Upon ejaculation you start singing blue velvet by bobby vinton.

To create a rustic circle ..... a blowjob must be given and at that moment the receiver of the blow job, must insert there big toe in the ass of their partner ...creating a circle....RUSTIC CIRCLE

when you go to someone's house (preferably someone you don't like too much) and you take the top part off of the toilet and take a dump in the tank. from then on until the owner of the toilet discovers the dump, the water that comes out when you flush it will be a wonderful "rusty" brown shade.

The act of taking a shmexy girl to a cabin in the woods, fucking the shit out of her, then lighting the cabin on fire. This act was widely popular in medieval Russia and China. The words in russian, красивая девушка в огне, means Pretty Girl on Fire. Only prostitutes and tight-pussied woman would ever have this honor.

The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting

a backwoods virgin